Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg married his long time girlfriend Priscilla Chan this weekend. And, as is the case with most high-profile events, every jackass with a Twitter account sounded off on it. Here's a collection of especially atrocious, unprovoked attacks that, thank goodness, were limited to 140 characters. Want to know what it feels like to take pity on a twenty-eight-year-old billionaire? Start clicking!