Befitting a heavy metal concert headlined by Motorhead—whose frontman is the Wilt Chamberlain of rock stars—a woman got knocked up in the bathroom. Now, she’s looking for the dude with a red mohawk who did the deed on Craigslist.
The woman is complementary of her would-be baby daddy, writing, “I was grinding you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. [I] was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.”
“Contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life,” the post ends.