58. Kid Freaks Out About Nintendo 64 Present
Viral Date: March 2006
A 10-year-old goes apeshit on Christmas morning when he unwraps his gift from Santa: a Nintendo 64. Sadly, the kid was last seen in the parking lot of the East Toledo Best Buy, selling dollar handjobs to buy a DSI.
YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
The N64 has sold nearly 33 million units worldwide.