Everything we share on Facebook—comments, photos, "Likes", updates, et al.—is up for interpretation. On the other hand, there are some things, like girl's bikini beach pictures, that can be taken at face value. You know what else? Admissions of guilt. What a lot of dimwitted criminals who frequent Facebook fail to understand is that their updates serve as a smoking gun, a confession to their crimes, which is viewed publicly for the entire world to see—including the authorities. Take a look at the some of brightest to rat themselves out in the public domain, as we list the dumbest to ever do it in a segment we call A History of Criminals Snitching on Themselves on Facebook.