Classified ad site Craigslist has gotten us everything from couches to bikes to poker games--but starting next week, it'll no longer be able to get you hookers. Yes, after pressure from law enforcement who say it's nothing but a front for prostitution, Craigslist is suspending its "erotic services" section.
And sure, that's all well and good, but the thing they're forgetting is Erotic Services isn't even where the freaky shit goes down. For a true look into American depravity, you have to visit the "casual encounters" section, where people of all interests go to scratch their itch. If Craigslist really wanted to get sexually repressive, they'd take a second look at some of the gems we turned up. Also, and we can't say this enough, these are real. Repeat: these are real...
we need a big ass - mw4w - 37Â
we looking for a fat girl with a really big ass to come over and lick my wife pussy while i lick ur ass and give u some good dick this is my wife fantasyand we really want this, so if u like pls answer back no games we r spanish and we love getting nasty ,pls big ass
i want to pay ONE DOLLAR to have sex with a hot bitch - m4w - 22
why? simply to make you feel like the dirty whore that you are (you clicked on the post right?). the terms are not negotiable, no more or less than a dollar. i have pics. all applicants must send pics as well.
if you end up being ugly, i will still have sex with you, but i will pay in pennies.
Amputee? - m4m - 52
I'm not an amp, but I am interested in you as a whole person and as an amputee. I'm GWM, 52, HWP, and I'd welcome your reply.
Fart Bud Wanted - 24
Bi dude looking for a masc. guy who has rank farts. If you can clear a room then hit me up. I wanna inhale every bit of your raunch man stink. I am open to more if we vibe but I really wanna taste your eggs.
Clean, normal, D/D free, you be too. Send stats and a little be about yourself. Would be cool if this could be a regular thing.
CAR HEAD FOR OLDER SENIORS
LOOKING FOR SENIOR MEN OVER 60, (OLDER THE BETTER) WHO WANT TO RECEIVE A NSA BLOWJOB IN THEIR CAR. LET ME PROVIDE FOR YOU WHAT YOUR WIFE WONT ANY LONGER. WE MEET, I GET IN, I SUCK YOU OFF, THEN LEAVE. IM CLEAN, MARRIED, HEALTHY, AND DISCREET, YOU NEED BE TOO. RESPOND WITH YOUR STATS PLEASE.
I'm big and ugly but want to get l aid today! - w4m - 34
I want a no strings attached f buddy that is responsible and eye candy to finger my slit. I will deep throat your dick the way you wish So let's hump! Oh I have green eyes, auburn hair, 5'8, 36D boob size, 117 lbs. Please be DD free. Respond with headshot.
ugly scrawny dorky scruffy indie hispter? - mw4m - 32
anybody fit this discription ever wanted to have a laid back hang out situation with a couple? let us know, no hassle, no expectations. just a good time
PIZZA + JO - 42
42 dwm wants a man to come over and split a deep dish pep. and extra cheese. Its large and very greasy. Come over and rub a slice on abs and chest. Let me see your ripped arms and legs covered in sauce and cheese put your legs up on the couch ! Let me help you rub pizza in your pits after a hard day. You want pizzapits?? Im your man Reply with your fav toppings and i will see what we can do.
My girls Strap on and YOUR Ass - mw4m - 36
We are a couple with a hot sexy girl in her thirties. She would love to force you to submit, suck her strap on, and then let her bend you over and ride your sissy ass while she verbally degrades you. We are real. She totally wants to do this.
Reply ONLY if you are:
Smooth and good looking (no hairy beasts)
Can take a good piounding and want to feel like her little bitch.
Girl seeking WoW player - w4m
Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..
I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don't have to pay much attention.
You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.
But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pussy feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.
What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:
- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
- You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
- You must be able to spell.
- You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
- At least 5'10".
- No blondies.
- Dark hair, dark eyes
- Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.
- I am 5'8"
- Blue eyes and brown hair.
- I know a lot about video games.
- I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.
need girl to please teach me to kiss - m4w
As seen on TV!
I'm a 20 yearold GA Tech student who has never kissed. I have been going out with a girl online for the last 5 years and she's finally coming down to see me on the 11th. She tells me it's a big turn-off if a guy doesn't know how to kiss, and she even dumped her last boyfriend because of this. I want to make a good first impression, but I've never kissed before! Please, I need a girl to practice kissing with, nothing else!! Just kissing lesson - nothing more nothing less!
Some have asked if I have terrible oral hygiene or something of that sort, so I included a picture of me showing my teeth! I'm pretty normal overall. Will send more pics on request!
Touch My Warp Whistle - m4w - 28
Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.
I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.
Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.
When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.
When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.
When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"
If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.
I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together. Will consider SMB 3 and if you are really nasty we can try SMB2.
Hot zombie sex roleplay - t4w
I am *so* serious.
Sex has become so boring! For a while, I was having sex at the Power Exchange, because that was fun -- I could mix things up, I could do it in public, and I could have an audience! It was like putting on a show for everyone else, and I got to be the star!
Unfortunately, lately we've gone into re-runs, and I'm just not having fun anymore.
Let's go to the Power Exchange together. Let's go to the Power Exchange together and roleplay. Let's go to the Power Exchange together and roleplay HOT ZOMBIE SEX. I mean it. I know it sounds really ridiculous, but I've always loved zombies and the undead, and I've always loved sex, so I want to mix the two. Additionally, I've seen (and am friends with) some really cute zombie girls, and I could really enjoy the mix of horror, terror, shock value in others, and, y'know. Sex.
I'll dress up like an office professional or something like that, in some clothes I don't care about, and pretend to be doing some work in an office or something. Maybe then I'll listen to a prop radio and look shocked, act scared, peer out a mimed window or something, and then you batter on the door. And batter, and batter, and push -- and break in! And I let out a blood-curdling shriek, and you lunge at me and rip my clothes apart and splatter fake blood all over me (we'll use a tarp on the floor, to be polite), and proceed to savagely violate me. Or something like that -- I'm not really tied to that exact SCENE, but I think something that goes that way would be fun.
Be attractive -- sorry, I know, an attractive zombie, but it's possible. HWP, at the very least.
Know how to *act like a zombie*. I am specifically looking for someone with *zombie experience*. In San Francisco, I don't think this is asking a lot.
Be able to *look like a zombie*. This means dressing the part and knowing how to appropriately do your makeup.
Don't be shy. You're going to be dressed like a zombie and growling and groaning and spattering fake blood and all else everywhere. In public. To an audience that may not even be that into it (but I bet they will be!)
I'm *not* posting pictures of me this go round for obvious reasons, but if you mail me you're of course welcome to a ton. I'm very pretty.
5'6-5'7", 124#, non-smoker. Red hair, blue eyes, glasses, 32D. Anything else, ask. I am *so* into this idea.
I am primarily looking for a *FEMALE*. Males will be *considered*, but are not really what I'm up for. If you are, however, a *zombie couple*, that's acceptable. To that end:
I'm really looking forward to hearing from someone.