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Russian Man Uses Doomsday as Excuse to Avoid Paying Ticket

Russian Man Uses Doomsday as Excuse to Avoid Paying Ticket

Do better, fam.

Man Pays Traffic Fine With 137 $1 Bills Folded Into Pigs

Man Pays Traffic Fine With 137 $1 Bills Folded Into Pigs

Bacon Moose (yup, that's his online handle) places money in donut boxes.

Video: Traffic Warden Knocked Out For Trying To Issue Ticket

Video: Traffic Warden Knocked Out For Trying To Issue Ticket

What he gets for trying to do his job.

Canuck Gets a $500 Fine For Driving Under the Influence of Rotisserie Chicken

Canuck Gets a $500 Fine For Driving Under the Influence of Rotisserie Chicken

That smell does crazy things to a guy's brain.

Scientist Dazzles Judge With Physics, Escapes $400 Ticket

Scientist Dazzles Judge With Physics, Escapes $400 Ticket

...is warned that this won't work again.