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Grub So Hard: Justifying the Two-Hour Wait for Brisket at Franklin Barbecue

Grub So Hard: Justifying the Two-Hour Wait for Brisket at Franklin Barbecue

Hint: Wonderful things.

Texas Woman Texts "LOL" After Running Over Ex's Mother

Texas Woman Texts "LOL" After Running Over Ex's Mother

Learn to spot crazy early on in the relationship.

Student is Suspended From School for Refusing to Wear RFID Tagged Student ID

Student is Suspended From School for Refusing to Wear RFID Tagged Student ID

The one woman revolution was shut down swiftly.

Texas Man Sentenced for Biting Roommate While Drunk

Texas Man Sentenced for Biting Roommate While Drunk

Things clearly got out of line.

Texas Man Accidentally Donates Life Savings to Goodwill

Texas Man Accidentally Donates Life Savings to Goodwill

Oops.

Austin, Demonstrating Its Sanity, Does Not Want to Secede from the United States of America

Austin, Demonstrating Its Sanity, Does Not Want to Secede from the United States of America

Keep Austin American.

Texas Cops Search for Women Who Stole Special Toy

Texas Cops Search for Women Who Stole Special Toy

Down to ride.

Texas Woman Viciously Attacks Sister for Eating Cheetos

Texas Woman Viciously Attacks Sister for Eating Cheetos

Deep-rooted hatred.

Texas Woman Sues Police for Rupturing Implant

Texas Woman Sues Police for Rupturing Implant

"This isn't supposed to be comfortable."

Texas Substitute Teacher Arrested for Relationship with Student

Texas Substitute Teacher Arrested for Relationship with Student

Beyond inappropriate.

Texas Dancer Blinds Man with Heel During Dressing Room Brawl

Texas Dancer Blinds Man with Heel During Dressing Room Brawl

Nightmares in the club.

Texas Robber Easily Identified Thanks to Ravioli on His Face

Texas Robber Easily Identified Thanks to Ravioli on His Face

You did it to yourself.

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