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Charlie Strong Is Finally Going to Be Announced as Texas's Head Coach on Sunday

Charlie Strong Is Finally Going to Be Announced as Texas's Head Coach on Sunday

It's about time.

It Would've Been Easier to Just Pay for a Ticket to the Magna Carter World Tour

It Would've Been Easier to Just Pay for a Ticket to the Magna Carter World Tour

Magna Carter Holy Fail.

Mack Brown Resigns as Texas Head Coach

Mack Brown Resigns as Texas Head Coach

The end of an era.

The Psychologist Who Coined "Affluenza" Is Experiencing Remorse

The Psychologist Who Coined "Affluenza" Is Experiencing Remorse

Foot in mouth.

Next Time You're Told to Make Breakfast, Do It

Next Time You're Told to Make Breakfast, Do It

...or get stabbed.

You Can't Demand Free Tacos Just Because You Have a Sword

You Can't Demand Free Tacos Just Because You Have a Sword

That's not how it works.

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Doctor Scorned

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Doctor Scorned

She wasn't playing.

Failed Texas Wife Swap Ends in Shooting

Failed Texas Wife Swap Ends in Shooting

This was a bad idea from the jump.

Clip of the Morning: BYU's Tyler Haws Helps His Team Defeat Texas with a Shot He's Used in HORSE (Video)

Clip of the Morning: BYU's Tyler Haws Helps His Team Defeat Texas with a Shot He's Used in HORSE (Video)

Go for what you know, right?

Two Dead, 22 Injured After Shooting at Houston-Area House Party

Two Dead, 22 Injured After Shooting at Houston-Area House Party

Police are searching for two suspects.

Homophobic, Definitely White Guy Wins Election by Pretending to Be Black

Homophobic, Definitely White Guy Wins Election by Pretending to Be Black

Playing dirty.

Evil Mother Super Glues Son's Scrotum After Ripping It

Evil Mother Super Glues Son's Scrotum After Ripping It

The worst mother ever.

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