STUPID CRIMINAL

"ZOMBIE" License Plate Helps Cops Track Down A Hit-And-Run Suspect

"ZOMBIE" License Plate Helps Cops Track Down A Hit-And-Run Suspect

A less-obvious arrangement of letters might have been smarter.

Drunk Man, Thinking It's His Friend's House, Falls Asleep On A Stranger's Couch... 20 Miles Away

Drunk Man, Thinking It's His Friend's House, Falls Asleep On A Stranger's Couch... 20 Miles Away

At least he wasn't a noisy houseguest.

Florida Man Arrested For Calling 911 After His Kitten Was Denied Entry Into A Strip Club

Florida Man Arrested For Calling 911 After His Kitten Was Denied Entry Into A Strip Club

A wallet full of singles would've been a much smarter choice.

Man Tries to Get Out of Arrest By Giving Cops Fake Name, Despite Having Real Name Tattooed On His Arm

Man Tries to Get Out of Arrest By Giving Cops Fake Name, Despite Having Real Name Tattooed On His Arm

We're too busy laughing.

This Woman Poured Bleach in Her Ex-Boyfriend's Lap While He Was Driving

This Woman Poured Bleach in Her Ex-Boyfriend's Lap While He Was Driving

Hello, crazy.

Man Arrested For Bringing Crack Pipe to His Own Crack Pipe-Possession Hearing

Man Arrested For Bringing Crack Pipe to His Own Crack Pipe-Possession Hearing

Some people never learn...

A Taser Couldn't Stop This College Basketball Player From Going on a Naked Rampage

A Taser Couldn't Stop This College Basketball Player From Going on a Naked Rampage

Hands down, this is the craziest sports story of the year.

Feet and Brakes Are Not Interchangeable

Feet and Brakes Are Not Interchangeable

Look! It's an idiot.