SANTA CLAUS

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Watch Santa Eat a Face Full of Rim During Halftime of Last Night's Rockets/Bulls Game (Video)

Watch Santa Eat a Face Full of Rim During Halftime of Last Night's Rockets/Bulls Game (Video)

We hope the kids still believe in Christmas.

An NFL Player Tweeted About Leaving Drugs and Alcohol for Santa on Christmas Eve

An NFL Player Tweeted About Leaving Drugs and Alcohol for Santa on Christmas Eve

Santa is still out delivering presents somewhere.

Santa's 10 Hottest Hook-Ups

Santa's 10 Hottest Hook-Ups

Jolly St. Nick rides more than just his sleigh on Christmas Eve.

We Tumblforya: Santa, NO!

We Tumblforya: Santa, NO!

A sinful collection of seasons greetings.

The Most Dangerous Job in the World (Infographic)

The Most Dangerous Job in the World (Infographic)

It's not all milk and cookies on Christmas Eve.

We Tumblforya: Sketchy Santas

We Tumblforya: Sketchy Santas

Good touch, bad touch, Santa. Good touch, bad touch.

Don't Pee on Santa

Don't Pee on Santa

4-piece bathroom set for Christmas.

This UPS Driver Claims to be Santa Claus, In Song

This UPS Driver Claims to be Santa Claus, In Song

Santa has moved on from red; he's wearing brown now.

The 25 Most Ridiculous Holiday Children's Books

The 25 Most Ridiculous Holiday Children's Books

For those who know the spirit of the season is alcoholic dads and unemployed Santa.

Why Kids Should Be Afraid of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Rest of Their Creepy Friends

Why Kids Should Be Afraid of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Rest of Their Creepy Friends

Your kids will be hiding under the covers after they hear the real stories behind these creepers.

Texas Santa Shoots Six, Himself on Christmas Day

Texas Santa Shoots Six, Himself on Christmas Day

Awful. Just awful.

One College Football Coach Confesses To Being Scared Of Santa Claus As A Child

One College Football Coach Confesses To Being Scared Of Santa Claus As A Child

We probably wouldn't have been right on our first or even one hundredth guess.

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