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A Woman Stuffed Her Nephew in the Trunk so he Wouldn't Get Her Leather Seats Wet

A Woman Stuffed Her Nephew in the Trunk so he Wouldn't Get Her Leather Seats Wet

Lexus leather is obviously more important than small children.

Chinese Audi Dealer Displays Banner that Reads "All Japanese Must be Exterminated"

Chinese Audi Dealer Displays Banner that Reads "All Japanese Must be Exterminated"

The whole country is up in arms about the uninhabited Diayou/Senkaku islands.

The 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of August 2012

The 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of August 2012

Nazi clothing, violence over garlic knots, and angry strippers. It gets real raw.

Ralph Lauren Employee Racks Over $50,000 Of Merchandise

Ralph Lauren Employee Racks Over $50,000 Of Merchandise

Woman takes "lo-racking" to a whole new level.

The 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of July 2012

The 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of July 2012

Tales of riding around, not getting it, and going to Chuck E. Cheese's to raise hell instead.

Naked Guy Rams A Truck Into a Mall So He Can Steal Clothes

Naked Guy Rams A Truck Into a Mall So He Can Steal Clothes

Obviously, this was the simplest solution.

Ratchet: Man Arrested for Masturbating Naked in His Car With Toy Gun Up His Butt

Ratchet: Man Arrested for Masturbating Naked in His Car With Toy Gun Up His Butt

Quit toyin' around!

A Nine-Year-Old Carjacked a Woman With an Airsoft Gun

A Nine-Year-Old Carjacked a Woman With an Airsoft Gun

Apparently the Swedes aren't all right either.

The 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of June 2012

The 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of June 2012

The month when the world truly went to hell.

Carjcaker Can't Drive Stick, Gets a Ride From Car Owner

Carjcaker Can't Drive Stick, Gets a Ride From Car Owner

Who the hell offers a carjacker a ride?

Ratchet: New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg Uses A/C Window Unit To Cool SUV

Ratchet: New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg Uses A/C Window Unit To Cool SUV

Because this is so much better than an idling car.

10 Year Old Assists in a Car Jacking

10 Year Old Assists in a Car Jacking

Reason #9868 that Detroit has gotten pretty damn messed up.

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