PUBLIC NUDITY

Naked Man Carrying Roses and Urn Dives Into Hudson River

Naked Man Carrying Roses and Urn Dives Into Hudson River

Witnesses say the man appeared unstable.

Don't Walk Your Dog Naked Through a Florida Residential Neighborhood

Don't Walk Your Dog Naked Through a Florida Residential Neighborhood

Don't do 'shrooms either.

Naked UK Man Gets Into Standoff with Police While Perched on Statue

Naked UK Man Gets Into Standoff with Police While Perched on Statue

Somehow, this turned into a photo shoot.

Michigan Teen Finds Himself on the Wrong Side of the Law

Michigan Teen Finds Himself on the Wrong Side of the Law

Kids these days.

Minnesota Police Find Naked Man Tied to Tree, Seeking Anonymous Sex

Minnesota Police Find Naked Man Tied to Tree, Seeking Anonymous Sex

Next-level tree-hugging.

Naked Man Hops Out of Car, Gropes Teenage Girl, Speeds Off

Naked Man Hops Out of Car, Gropes Teenage Girl, Speeds Off

Drive-by groping.

Woman Strips Naked at Denver International Airport

Woman Strips Naked at Denver International Airport

Voluntary strip search?

Hamburgers Lure Naked Man From Downtown L.A. Radio Tower

Hamburgers Lure Naked Man From Downtown L.A. Radio Tower

Never underestimate the power of persuasion. Or fast food.

Naked Georgia Couple Give Dog LSD; Animal Has to be Put Down

Naked Georgia Couple Give Dog LSD; Animal Has to be Put Down

Your brain on drugs=Cruelty to animals.

Nudity Advocate Bares Breasts in NYC Court

Nudity Advocate Bares Breasts in NYC Court

The best defense ever.