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Tag: Pennsylvania
PENNSYLVANIA
Pennsylvania Brothers Took LSD They Found on the Way to Elementary School
Such a shame.
Continue Reading » Nov 29, 2012 | 12:54:02 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Mitt Romney Allegedly Received No Votes in 59 Philadelphia Districts
No brotherly love if your last name is "Romney."
Continue Reading » Nov 13, 2012 | 10:27:03 AM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania Man Arrested for Stealing Lobsters to Support Drug Habit
The thirst is affecting crustaceans.
Continue Reading » Nov 6, 2012 | 03:58:02 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania Voting Machine Removed After Allegedly Changing Vote from President Obama to Mitt Romney
Prepared to be shocked. Or not.
Continue Reading » Nov 6, 2012 | 02:10:18 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Drunk Pennsylvania Woman Arrested for Trying to Save Ducks During Hurricane Sandy
Failed heroics.
Continue Reading » Oct 31, 2012 | 01:00:03 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania Man Arrested for Inappropriate Contact with Dog
We must do better.
Continue Reading » Oct 27, 2012 | 12:07:02 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania High School Bans Grinding From School Dances
Unforgivable.
Continue Reading » Oct 26, 2012 | 11:57:04 AM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania High School Student Sues School District After Suspension
A convoluted tale.
Continue Reading » Oct 23, 2012 | 04:27:02 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Elderly Pennsylvania Man Attacks Roommate with Chainsaw
The gas-powered knives came out.
Continue Reading » Oct 22, 2012 | 01:57:02 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania Man Ruptures Bladder at Club
The most painful bachelor party.
Continue Reading » Oct 5, 2012 | 03:57:03 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Faithful Philadelphia Girlfriend Hides Boyfriend's Stash in Very Secure Place
Rap game, crack game. It's all the same.
Continue Reading » Oct 3, 2012 | 12:52:14 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania Dealer Tries to Dispose of His Goods with His Stomach
It doesn't work.
Continue Reading » Oct 2, 2012 | 01:27:02 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
