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Pennsylvania Brothers Took LSD They Found on the Way to Elementary School

Pennsylvania Brothers Took LSD They Found on the Way to Elementary School

Such a shame.

Continue Reading » Nov 29, 2012 | 12:54:02 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Mitt Romney Allegedly Received No Votes in 59 Philadelphia Districts

Mitt Romney Allegedly Received No Votes in 59 Philadelphia Districts

No brotherly love if your last name is "Romney."

Continue Reading » Nov 13, 2012 | 10:27:03 AM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania Man Arrested for Stealing Lobsters to Support Drug Habit

Pennsylvania Man Arrested for Stealing Lobsters to Support Drug Habit

The thirst is affecting crustaceans.

Continue Reading » Nov 6, 2012 | 03:58:02 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania Voting Machine Removed After Allegedly Changing Vote from President Obama to Mitt Romney

Pennsylvania Voting Machine Removed After Allegedly Changing Vote from President Obama to Mitt Romney

Prepared to be shocked. Or not.

Continue Reading » Nov 6, 2012 | 02:10:18 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Drunk Pennsylvania Woman Arrested for Trying to Save Ducks During Hurricane Sandy

Drunk Pennsylvania Woman Arrested for Trying to Save Ducks During Hurricane Sandy

Failed heroics.

Continue Reading » Oct 31, 2012 | 01:00:03 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania Man Arrested for Inappropriate Contact with Dog

Pennsylvania Man Arrested for Inappropriate Contact with Dog

We must do better.

Continue Reading » Oct 27, 2012 | 12:07:02 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania High School Bans Grinding From School Dances

Pennsylvania High School Bans Grinding From School Dances

Unforgivable.

Continue Reading » Oct 26, 2012 | 11:57:04 AM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania High School Student Sues School District After Suspension

Pennsylvania High School Student Sues School District After Suspension

A convoluted tale.

Continue Reading » Oct 23, 2012 | 04:27:02 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Elderly Pennsylvania Man Attacks Roommate with Chainsaw

Elderly Pennsylvania Man Attacks Roommate with Chainsaw

The gas-powered knives came out.

Continue Reading » Oct 22, 2012 | 01:57:02 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania Man Ruptures Bladder at Club

Pennsylvania Man Ruptures Bladder at Club

The most painful bachelor party.

Continue Reading » Oct 5, 2012 | 03:57:03 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Faithful Philadelphia Girlfriend Hides Boyfriend's Stash in Very Secure Place

Faithful Philadelphia Girlfriend Hides Boyfriend's Stash in Very Secure Place

Rap game, crack game. It's all the same.

Continue Reading » Oct 3, 2012 | 12:52:14 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
Pennsylvania Dealer Tries to Dispose of His Goods with His Stomach

Pennsylvania Dealer Tries to Dispose of His Goods with His Stomach

It doesn't work.

Continue Reading » Oct 2, 2012 | 01:27:02 PM | City Guide | ADD A COMMENT
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