PARKING FAILS

Watch This Hilarious Attempt to Leave a Wide-Open Parking Lot (Video)

Watch This Hilarious Attempt to Leave a Wide-Open Parking Lot (Video)

We're willing to bet that this is also the person trying to merge onto the highway at 32 mph.

A 15-Year-Old Parks a BMW Under a Truck After Crashing into Five Cars in a Mall Parking Lot

A 15-Year-Old Parks a BMW Under a Truck After Crashing into Five Cars in a Mall Parking Lot

Pull out of the space and try that again, please.

Douchebag Jag Owner Gets Sonned in the Parking Lot

Douchebag Jag Owner Gets Sonned in the Parking Lot

The chubby parking douche really didn't want to climb over the center console.

This Russian Woman Might be the Worst in the World at Parking

This Russian Woman Might be the Worst in the World at Parking

Depth perception: very useful when driving.

Russian Online Newspaper Creates App to Identify Poorly Parked Cars

Russian Online Newspaper Creates App to Identify Poorly Parked Cars

The "Parking Douche" app allows users to call out drivers on their shitty parking.

Video: Woman Nominates Herself for Worst Friend and Worst Driver With Horrible Parking Display

Video: Woman Nominates Herself for Worst Friend and Worst Driver With Horrible Parking Display

And she flees the scene!