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Valentine's Day Spat Leaves Suburban Chicago Man in Pain

Valentine's Day Spat Leaves Suburban Chicago Man in Pain

Love on the rocks.

Most Illinois Residents Are in Favor of Legalizing Medical Marijuana

Most Illinois Residents Are in Favor of Legalizing Medical Marijuana

The fighting Illini.

Sex Offender Arrested in Chicago Suburbs for 24th Time Since 1995

Sex Offender Arrested in Chicago Suburbs for 24th Time Since 1995

Sick.

Chicago-Area Man Planned Bank Robbery to Pay for Going-to-Jail Party

Chicago-Area Man Planned Bank Robbery to Pay for Going-to-Jail Party

Zero chill.

Chicago Woman Comes Home to Find Sex Offender Folding Her Laundry

Chicago Woman Comes Home to Find Sex Offender Folding Her Laundry

The type of surprise you just can't plan for.

Chicago-Area Man Arrested for Making Lewd Gestures in Walmart

Chicago-Area Man Arrested for Making Lewd Gestures in Walmart

Gettin' freaky in Walmart will get you arrested.

After Argument, Chicago-Area Woman Severely Injures Boyfriend By Running Him Over

After Argument, Chicago-Area Woman Severely Injures Boyfriend By Running Him Over

It'll hurt to read this.

Chicago Strip Club Offers Free Lap Dances to Guests Who Donate Toys

Chicago Strip Club Offers Free Lap Dances to Guests Who Donate Toys

Stripping for a cause.

Chicago Grocery Store Chain Has the Final Shipment of Twinkies in the Country

Chicago Grocery Store Chain Has the Final Shipment of Twinkies in the Country

The last hurrah.

"Stringer Bell Bandit" Arrested By Chicago Police

"Stringer Bell Bandit" Arrested By Chicago Police

And nobody sold him out, either.

Chicago Man Opens Fire On Daughter's Boyfriend, Strikes Daughter

Chicago Man Opens Fire On Daughter's Boyfriend, Strikes Daughter

Good luck explaining that to her mother.

Chicago News Outlet Accidentally Covers Staged Plane Crash

Chicago News Outlet Accidentally Covers Staged Plane Crash

*facepalm*

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