DRUNKEN FOOLS

The Drunkest Things That Happened in 2013

The Drunkest Things That Happened in 2013

The year in alcohol-fueled revelry.

10 Reasons New Year's Eve is the Most Overrated Holiday of the Year

10 Reasons New Year's Eve is the Most Overrated Holiday of the Year

All this for a champagne toast and a ball drop? FOH.

Drunk Man Assaults Stormtrooper On Free Comic Book Day, Gets Tased

Drunk Man Assaults Stormtrooper On Free Comic Book Day, Gets Tased

Plans on figthing Aquaman and your father have been rescheduled.

The Best Video on the Internet Today: Drunk Bro Gets Knocked Out at SXSW

The Best Video on the Internet Today: Drunk Bro Gets Knocked Out at SXSW

He had it coming.

A German Man Finally Found His Car After Forgetting Where He Parked It Two Years Ago

A German Man Finally Found His Car After Forgetting Where He Parked It Two Years Ago

He was drunk, of course.

Drunk Man, Thinking It's His Friend's House, Falls Asleep On A Stranger's Couch... 20 Miles Away

Drunk Man, Thinking It's His Friend's House, Falls Asleep On A Stranger's Couch... 20 Miles Away

At least he wasn't a noisy houseguest.

Pennsylvania Man Drives Drunk, Calls Cops

Pennsylvania Man Drives Drunk, Calls Cops

A sober person would have thought to call a taxi.

10 Awesome Photos From Santacon 2011

10 Awesome Photos From Santacon 2011

Bad Santa, Sluty Santa and more.

Was This News Anchor Drunk On The Air?

Was This News Anchor Drunk On The Air?

We can practically smell the bourbon coming off the screen.

Listen To This Drunken Fool Call 911 Repeatedly About His Broken iPhone

Listen To This Drunken Fool Call 911 Repeatedly About His Broken iPhone

"It ain't my fault, it's fuckin' AT&T's fault."

Your Car's Starter Button Will Be Able To Tell If You're Wasted

Your Car's Starter Button Will Be Able To Tell If You're Wasted

If only it said "no man, you're in no shape to push me."