CHAINSAW

Never Attempt to Rob a Store with a Flower Pot On Your Head

Never Attempt to Rob a Store with a Flower Pot On Your Head

Leatherface would not approve.

Elderly Pennsylvania Man Attacks Roommate with Chainsaw

Elderly Pennsylvania Man Attacks Roommate with Chainsaw

The gas-powered knives came out.

Gallery: Horror Movie Chicks With Deadly Power Tools

Gallery: Horror Movie Chicks With Deadly Power Tools

Chainsaws, drills, lawn mowers, oh my!

Old Man Opens Beer Bottle with Chainsaw

Old Man Opens Beer Bottle with Chainsaw

Just as awesome as it sounds.

Australian Neighbors Battle With Samurai Sword and Chainsaw Over Loud Music

Australian Neighbors Battle With Samurai Sword and Chainsaw Over Loud Music

Liquid Swords x The Australian Chainsaw Massacre.

Video: UK Man Attacks Bar Patrons with Chainsaw

Video: UK Man Attacks Bar Patrons with Chainsaw

Either a "come to Jesus" moment or a "go to jail" one. Both, probably.