CAR CRIME

This Is the Dumbest Car-Related "Crime" Ever Posted on a Police Blotter

This Is the Dumbest Car-Related "Crime" Ever Posted on a Police Blotter

Why were the cops even called for this?

This Guy Took a Girl on a Romantic Walk on the Beach Before Carjacking Her

This Guy Took a Girl on a Romantic Walk on the Beach Before Carjacking Her

Note: this is not how to get a second date.

AZ Man Made an Electric Gas Siphoner, Set Himself On Fire, Crashed His Car (Video)

AZ Man Made an Electric Gas Siphoner, Set Himself On Fire, Crashed His Car (Video)

We're betting that buying gas would have been a lot cheaper.

The 25 Most Ratchet Automotive News Stories

The 25 Most Ratchet Automotive News Stories

Proof that it's too easy to get a driver's license.

Video: Eight-Year-Old Steals Car, Crashes Into Stop Sign

Video: Eight-Year-Old Steals Car, Crashes Into Stop Sign

We're kinda impressed.

Woman With Ceramic Baseball Trashes A-Rod's Mercedes Dealership

Woman With Ceramic Baseball Trashes A-Rod's Mercedes Dealership

Pajama pants, speed-walking, and a hatred of potted trees.

A Nine-Year-Old Carjacked a Woman With an Airsoft Gun

A Nine-Year-Old Carjacked a Woman With an Airsoft Gun

Apparently the Swedes aren't all right either.

Shirtless Douche Gets Trapped in BMW He Broke Into

Shirtless Douche Gets Trapped in BMW He Broke Into

By the end of his ordeal he was "scared shitless."

10 Year Old Assists in a Car Jacking

10 Year Old Assists in a Car Jacking

Reason #9868 that Detroit has gotten pretty damn messed up.

Crazy Romanians Attempted to Steal From a Moving Truck

Crazy Romanians Attempted to Steal From a Moving Truck

Theft looks much more difficult at 75mph.

Judge Lets a Convict Off Easy on Probation Charges, so He Breaks Into Her Car

Judge Lets a Convict Off Easy on Probation Charges, so He Breaks Into Her Car

Jail: free rent, free food, free gym membership.