California Store Clerk Disarms, Laughs at AK-47 Toting Robber

California Store Clerk Disarms, Laughs at AK-47 Toting Robber

That moment when you realize crime just isn't for you.

Santa Hat Wearing Gunman Robs San Diego Drugstore on Christmas Eve

Santa Hat Wearing Gunman Robs San Diego Drugstore on Christmas Eve

Insert Bad Santa joke here.

Chicago Man Beaten, Shoots Self While Trying to Rob MMA Fighter

Chicago Man Beaten, Shoots Self While Trying to Rob MMA Fighter

Don't f*ck with a trained fighter.

Grown Men Rob Boy For Meatball Sandwich in Philly Suburb

Grown Men Rob Boy For Meatball Sandwich in Philly Suburb

"Even though what we do is wrong...."

Inside The Attempted Robbery Of Michael Irvin

Inside The Attempted Robbery Of Michael Irvin

Earlier this week, the Hall of Fame receiver almost got jacked by two Cowboys fans. Complex imagines their conversation.