AIRPORT SECURITY

Newark Airport's New LED Lights Are Watching You

Newark Airport's New LED Lights Are Watching You

Extra bright, we want y'all to see this

Chinese Man Tries To Dupe Airport Security with A Turtle Disguised As A Burger

Chinese Man Tries To Dupe Airport Security with A Turtle Disguised As A Burger

Nice try.

Criminals Steal $750K of Booze from JFK, One Mini Bottle at a Time

Criminals Steal $750K of Booze from JFK, One Mini Bottle at a Time

Stay thirsty, criminals.

Drunk Norwegian Tourist Passes Out on X-Ray Conveyor Belt at Italian Airport

Drunk Norwegian Tourist Passes Out on X-Ray Conveyor Belt at Italian Airport

This is the worst place to take a nap before a long ride.

iOS "Airport Scanner" Turns Airport Security Into a Game

iOS "Airport Scanner" Turns Airport Security Into a Game

It's already a joke, after all.

New Laser Scanner Could Allow For People To Take Liquids On Planes Again

New Laser Scanner Could Allow For People To Take Liquids On Planes Again

Sneaking alcohol might no longer be a problem.

Sen. Rand Paul Was Detained By The T.S.A. For Refusing Pat-Down

Sen. Rand Paul Was Detained By The T.S.A. For Refusing Pat-Down

They probably should have taken him out for a nice dinner first.

In 2010, TSA Found $409,000 in Loose Change at Screening Checkpoints

In 2010, TSA Found $409,000 in Loose Change at Screening Checkpoints

Pay it forward.