UPDATE 8/18/16 4:30 p.m.: Welp, it was only a matter of time. Someone has listed their fortune cookie (along with the Capone-N-Noreaga sticker) on eBay and they want an outrageous $100 for it.
Supreme's first drop of the fall/winter 2016 is currently taking place—new list and number system in effect. And in the spirit of Supreme's irreverent and gritty Brand™, they are giving away fortune cookies to the season's first group of shoppers and there's a very special fortune inside.
Instagram user @smallpreme posted a video showing off the fortune inside the cookie. It reads: "Fuck Bitches, Get Money." In the past, Supreme has given away pens, toothpicks, Post Its, and tote bags. Some users on Reddit have complained that this gift is "kinda weak" in comparison, but it would definitely go well with the soup you eat out of Supreme's new "Longevity Soup Set," which is reportedly part of this Thursday's drop, according to Supreme Community.
If you want a fortune cookie for yourself, the only option right now is shopping in store. The gifts have yet to hit places like eBay or Grailed, although we can't imagine that will be true for long.