Whether it’s the pressure he feels as a paparazzi target or a quest to keep his screaming fans satisfied, this year, Justin Bieber has taken to switching his hair as much as Kylie Jenner changes her wigs. Consider where it all started: his prepubescent mushroom top. Since then, we’ve seen vacation braids and dreads, blonde to brunette, and back again. Though he recently made the transition from low buzz cut to an even lower, bleached blonde cut, we have a feeling he’s not done now. So, we thought we’d go full Ms. Cleo and give our predictions as to what the Biebs might do next.
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If Justin decides to channel his inner swanky Frenchmen, grow out his hair, dye it gray, and tie it with black ribbon, are you still a Belieber? You better be. If not, what kind of fan were you really? You were down with his baby ’do. You supported his conversion to blonde and maintained consistent double tappage on his IG posts throughout his stint as a Rastafarian. You are now obligated to go wherever his hairstyle choices take you, if you are, indeed, a true Belieber.