I love crewneck sweatshirts with college-style fonts on them. I don’t know what it is about sweatshirts like this. But I love them. The more obtuse the words printed in the goofy-ass font, the more I like them. I like this sweatshirt so much I’d be willing to put up with everyone being like, “What are the Stray Rats? Are they a new band or something?” for the entire lifetime of this sweatshirt. Don’t dumb this sweatshirt up with some tapered sweatpants or whatever you kids are doing though. Just wear this with baggy jeans. some solid boots and, you know, the gold chain you’ve owned since the first time I told you to buy a gold chain. You've bought a gold chain already, right?
