Luxe Robes Are A Must For Winter

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Wings + Horns were very early adopters of the luxe robe. Their cabin fleece robes have always been hits and they’ve been so popular the Canadian brand has released the robes in an expanded size range to accommodate everyone trying to be extra extra cozy this winter. The quilted interior feels so nice and fancy, you guys. I can’t wait to buy a robe and wear it underneath an overcoat with the hood up and then get overheated at the bespoke omelet station at the hotel where I’m staying on a very fancy, luxurious vacation. Then, when I take my overcoat off, all the fancy second-wives and husbands will ask me if my robe is from the spa and I’ll be like, “Nah, Stacy and Geoff, this is my own personal robe. Can’t leave home without a little cabin fleece, right? Now get out of my way, I got a dank-ass omelet cooking up that’s about to be finished.” Everyone will be impressed by my expensive robe that I wear in public along with my impeccable skills at choose-your-own-adventure omelet stations.

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