If Four Pins was a glossy print magazine, my feature story would be entitled, "It's All About Texture" and I'd write about how everyone this season is focusing on interesting and innovative textures. The only thing I write more than narco-revenge thriller fanfic is fake front of book Cosmo-like men's fashion stories. My imagined market editor self who would be all over this Ts(s) coat, swooping in during a design meeting to save some former sports writer who has gone from covering The World Series to Fashion Week from getting roasted by his new co-workers for wearing square-toed shoes.
