Sassafras stays pushing that lifestyle I'm trying to live. I mean, do I really need to convince you guys that an affluent agrarian lifestyle is such a strong look? Like, I want to be a farmer, but not have to rely on the farm for income, ya know? So, how do I accomplish such a feat? I either gotta marry into money or travel back in time and somehow become a moderately influential member of the landed gentry. Or, like, grow and sell large amounts of marijuana on my fiber farm, which is my preferred strategy that I talk about a lot on Four Pins. Instead of actually becoming my dream farm, I'll only produce enough fiber to successfully wash the proceeds from my cannabis operation. Either way, I know once I start farming, I'll probably cop this Sassafras shirt in both chambray and indigo by the time Vice does a profile on me as the "Gentleman Pot Farmer."
