Black is your go-to. You consider it a “four season shade” but you wear it so often that you decide to switch it up for your family’s holiday pa…nah, nope, can’t do it. Just slide on some nice, tapered Wings + Horns Black Five-Pocket Denim a.k.a. “the ones without all of the holes,” so your mother doesn’t make you hide from your grandmother and your father doesn't have to lie to the other guests, telling them you’re “going back to school to get your Masters.” “I DON’T WANT YOUR LIFE, DAD!”