This is the first year your girlfriend’s job is allowing significant others to the holiday “soiree” and you couldn’t be more thrilled. You finally get to put a face to “Blabbering Cubicle Neighbor” or “Boardroom Farter,” and you are beside yourself. The only question is whether you wear a proper collar or not, and even that decision excites you because you can make a quick call as soon as you walk in the joint with Lemaire’s Detachable Collar