You have Janice from the marketing department convinced you’re friends with Drake’s tour manager’s cousin’s girlfriend and that y’all are essentially blood-related. So when “Hotline Bling” dropped, this was your chance to really sell your lie by rocking the same refined, boss-like Acne Studios turtleneck Drake sported in the video to the company holiday party. In fact, you actually put him on, considering you’re right on the outskirts of the OVO inner circle.