Your fashion sense is heads-and-toes above your clique, but they still call you a “fashionista” or, even worse, a hipster. Looking lavish is your coup de grace when you go out with them, so showing up your best buddy’s holiday party in what may be one of the most luxurious-looking, flex-worthy robe coats this side of the Rhone River is your piece de resistance. If they hate then let ’em hate and watch their sisters’ numbers pile up.