Guys, it got down to, like, 48 the other day here in Detroit and I'm so happy because that means we can start wearing beanies without looking like a Spotify DJ from Los Angeles. Most people will fuck with, like, blue, black or red beanies, but I'm clocking this slubby oatmeal wool jawn from The Woodlands. A slubby oatmeal wool beanie will set you apart from everyone else who lacks true beanie vision. Oatmeal-related side note: If you're ever wondering whether or not I'm on vacation, just wait for a fancy bowl of oatmeal to pop up on my timeline. I only fuck with steel cut oats when I'm on vacation, eating breakfast at a fancy eatery. Otherwise, I'm just phoning it in, housing my weight in bacon and eggs.
