Swishing Your Way Through Life In Norse Projects

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Yo, I'm about to buy this Norse Projects shirt and just swish my way through life, fam. It's got Primaloft insulation with a nylon outer and even has pit vents. I'm so down for this shirt. I can't wait to wear it and have that one friend that always tries to tease me about my clothing choices be like, "Aren't you cold wearing just a shirt?" But he won't know what's coming for him, although I won't figure out a decent return roast until after we part ways for the night. On the drive home it'll finally come to me like, "NAH, I'M STILL A LITTLE HOT FROM BANGING YOUR MOM, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. HOW ABOUT YOU WORRY ABOUT HOW GROSS YOUR GOING OUT SHIRT IS WITH ALL THOSE GODDAMN STRIPES." Sometimes I have very angry rides home.

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