Have you bought your new cardigan for fall yet? No? What the fuck, man? I thought we had a real dialogue going on here. Well, I guess you can just go ahead and buy this nonnative cardigan. I was going to purchase this $435 cardigan myself, but I'm a nice guy so I'll defer to you. And, like, I already own several cardigans. I'm out here trying to project my personal aesthetics onto a digitally-based audience in a vain attempt to prove that I'm not just typing these words out into an endless, dark void and that what I say has an actual effect on other human beings, so that brands will send me free clothes.
