A Parka Made For Watching The Leaves Change, Not Picking Apples

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This parka from Garbstore is very nice. It’s a wool outer with a bunch of Talon zipper hardware and a drawstring waist. I’m super into going on hikes in the fall and early winter because I don’t really like sweating and also watching the leaves turn is one of my favorite activities. You should try it some time. Instead of picking, like, four hundred apples you will NEVER eat, just go on a nice quiet hike with your significant other. You will probably get in a bit of an argument about which path to take, but the good thing about being in nature is you can just shut up and let your feelings fester and stew until you get back to the car. Then right after you put your seatbelts on, you can say something like, “You know what…” and the argument will end with “we should’ve just gotten donuts and cider at the apple orchard.” You will need a nice parka like this one to keep you warm and to fidget with when your significant other ignores you for most of the hike.

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