I don't about you guys, but I'm a huge fan of Machus' private label tees, particularly the Corson. Truth be told, I totally bought a tee strategically before writing this post because I have an inflated sense of my influence on this website and within the Internet in general. I wanted to get mine before you got yours because I'm fucking selfish. Anyways, these tees are super soft and have a crucial split, elongated hem that's a little longer than usual. Plus, at 65 bucks they're a steal when compared to pretty much anything. Like, just the other day, I seriously bought a $5 cold brew. Sure, it was piped through a beer tap so it was frothy and looked like a Guinness, but it was still five fucking dollars. I literally drank five dollars and I had to say the words "nitro cold brew" out loud in a crowded café. Order these tees online and you don't even have to interact with another human being, let alone say something as humiliating as "nitro cold brew." Again, just an all-around bargain.
