Scathing Yelp Reviews

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Nick Grant and I have this email and text thread that is just us talking about black, full brimmed hats. Most of the time it's like, "Damn, how the fuck are we gonna pull off hats like these in the goddamn Midwest?" Anyways, I like the way this Han Kjobenhavn hat is almost like a campaign hat with the dents in the crown. I'm gonna wear this hat while I go eat at this restaurant that my nemesis opened and just look for things to be particularly snarky about in a scathing Yelp review. I'm already gonna take a star off because parking was difficult. FYI "parking was difficult" is the end hammer for all dope Yelp reviews.

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