Shout out to Ganryu for always making a bunch of weird ass shirts for me to contemplate purchasing. This particular weird ass shirt has a poplin body and nylon sleeves. It's one of those styles that even your cooler friends will struggle to understand. They'll be like, "I don't get it. Why are the sleeves, like, a different material?” It'll take all of your self-control to not respond with, "I dunno, Craig. Why are your biceps huge, but you got Tyga's legs?" Granted, ad-hominem attacks will never get you anywhere, despite how satisfying they are to make. Instead, just shrug your shoulders and make sure that everyone splits the bill evenly despite the fact that you ordered a really expensive cocktail while Craig got a regular beer.
