One-Sided Conversations About Our Favorite Colors

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Did you guys know that one of my favorite colors is charcoal? Well now you know. I like when we have opportunities to get to know each other a little better. Although just a little tip, I don’t care what your favorite colors are. I just don’t. I’m kind of self-centered in that way. I mean, these conversations are mostly one-sided, so it shouldn’t be too surprising. You guys never say anything nice back anyways. I'll be like, “Look at this dope new colorway from FairEnds, a dope hat company.” And you guys will be like, “FUCK YOU. WHY HAS THIS SITE FALLEN OFF SO HARD?” Then someone will chime in with “No new Fashion Bros?” All of this is a longwinded way of saying, guys, I think we’re in a codependent relationship.

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