I'm down with beaded necklaces, I really am. But you guys gotta expand your necklace game from just turquoise. Yes, I realize assuming you guys own any necklaces, beaded or not, is a fairly big assumption, but I don't really care. I make all kinds of assumptions about the average Four Pins reader because you guys are a fucking anomaly to me. I can never really figure out what you guys are into, how you dress or how you will ever react to anything. Instead, I just decide in my head what you guys are like and just fucking roll with it. Like, I'm just assuming you assholes are into this black beaded necklace from Uniform Experiment. Don't make me look bad by disagreeing with me.
