Have you guys been thinking about getting some dope jungle style combat boots to further complete your Kanye cosplay? Well, save up some money and maintain a strong relationship with your favorite proxy so come early September so you can get yourself these Monkey Time (Beauty & Youth/United Arrows) x Caminando army boots. While you wait for the international shipping you can perfect your "I was into these way before Kanye" response that you've already started unsuccessfully developing thanks to all red sneakers and boxy sweatshirts and bomber jackets. Pretty soon you're gonna be like, "I was into marriage and adorable babies way before Kanye," and hopefully at that point you'll realize that it doesn't even matter if you were or weren't into something before Kanye.
One time in high school I was super into visor beanies and everyone made fun of me like, "Oh man, look at your stupid hat. Why does it have a brim and cover your ears?" Then the next winter all the cool rich kid showed up in visor beanies and everyone was into it. I was all, "YOU GUYS MADE FUN OF ME FOR THAT LIKE A YEAR AGO. WHAT THE FUCK?" And my more astute friend was like, "Jon, nobody gives a shit. There will always be someone cooler and wealthier than you who will take something you liked and make it popular. That's not high school. That's fucking life, man. Stop being so fucking pretentious. Wear what you like." Right now that guy has a really fulfilling life with his family in Seattle and I write for Four Pins.
