I don't know why I love when designers throw a zipper on regular ass shirts. I mean, it's a simple design change and I don't really need the added convenience of being able to unzip my shirts instead of unbuttoning them, but I still think the addition of a zipper will help me justify buying $260 shirts. The reality is I'll catch my beard in the zipper and, FYI for anyone without a substantial beard, catching your beard in a zipper at the start of the day pretty much precludes that day from being even remotely awesome. If I catch my beard in a zipper, I don't even leave the house anymore and there's nothing good on Netflix that day. That's how bad catching your beard in a zipper is.