Going On Facebook For The First Time In Three Years

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I've never met a contrast hem and drawstring Sacai shirt that I didn't like. You guys should wear this at that intimate rooftop party your friends that make more money than you throw every summer. Hopefully, someone who makes you feel funny in your erogenous zones and your heart will strike up a conversation with you and at some point playfully tug at the drawstrings while simultaneously tugging on your heartstrings and you'll leave the party thinking you have a shot with her before realizing you forgot to get her number or even, like, a last name. Then you have to go on Facebook for the first time in three years to try and find her amongst your rich friends' friends, but then, of course, she's too cool for Facebook, so you just fixate about that time a cool girl tugged on your drawstrings.

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