Engineered Garments, one of our favorite brands and easily some of the best menswear the world over, was kind enough to send us an exclusive preview of their upcoming S/S 16 collection and I'm magnanimous enough to share said images with you dickbags despite you guys never sharing anything but your terrible comments with me. The looks feature EG's signature styling quirks and are exactly what we all envision ourselves looking like when we get dressed in the morning. Well, maybe not all of us, but certainly me. This is exactly how I want to look when I somehow become a successful writer and expatriate somewhere dope and I just sit in this plant and light-filled house and smoke hashish and drink weird concoctions of mildly psychoactive teas. So, yeah, basically a William S. Burroughs-style existence. You know, minus the whole murdering someone and heroin addiction.
