The day has finally come, everyone. F/W 15 collections have started to hit stores. Thom Browne is calling this 100% wool concoction a "long cardigan," but it really doesn't feel like one. It's definitely closer to a car coat than a cardigan. That allows you to bust out a shitty pun like "car-digan" or something you come up with that is somehow more shameful than that. Don't lay the collar spread out like they do in the first couple of slides, though. You gotta pop it and reduce the herbiness of your fit by at least 20%. I know that sounds counter-intuitive, but just trust me. I also really like donegal texturing because it makes you look like a walking star map, which would be a great lie to pick up some girl that makes you sound super deep. "Oh yeah, right here is Orion's Belt. It only shows up in the northwest quadrant of the sky in the fall," you say as you sexually caress your own chest. Then you can tell her how suffocated you feel by the city and that you need to escape to the country so you can actually see the stars again before letting out a sigh as she wells up in either empathy, pity or some combination of both because of how fucking stupid you sound.
