The Sport Of Being Unathletic

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Of course my man Patrik Ervell made some sashiko shorts for me to wear while I do things like lounge poolside and stroll through riverside parks. I love a good athletic short to wear while doing relatively unathletic activities. Lounging poolside is so much more fun than actually swimming. You can't drink while you're swimming. I guess you could, but it's ill advised. You also can't tweet about your fire lifestyle while you're swimming. This is the same principal that leads to the conclusion that sitting on the sidelines and talking shit is way more fun than actually playing basketball and why buying $325 "athletic" shorts and wearing them to literally lounge in the sun makes complete fucking sense.

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