At the risk of being entirely too predictable, here is another boxy sweatshirt with a longer tail and oddly placed pocket on the back that I will tell you is necessary in order to lead a happy and fulfilled life. The back pocket is perfect for, like, seven instances that could come up in which you would need to put stuff in a pocket located on your lower back. But being prepared for any circumstance is something a real man would do, right? I don't know, I can barely prepare for an interview with myself that I fucking set up. Go to Oi Polloi and buy this sweatshirt and tell them I told you to.
