You crazy for this one, Neighborhood. The sun fading detail on this shirt is out of control. Sure, the irony of spending 335 Canadian dollars for a shirt with faux suspender sun fades and distressing is not lost on even the thickest of us. But who gives a shit? Instead of saying that it's the fade of suspenders, just tell everyone you bought this shirt at a DMX concert circa whenever that time he went on some sort of tour with Limp Bizkit was. You may feel bad for me because I'm old and decrepit now, but I lived in a time when DMX went on tour with Limp Bizkit. Shout out to faux sun fades. Shout out to nu metal. Shout out to early 2000s mash-up tours.
