Kinda Dirty, But In That Cool Guy Way

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I'm not sure if you would wear these Margiela boots, but I feel like you should at least consider them based on the amount of Chelsea boots you guys consume. These are the boots for that one guy that wears tight jeans and actual rare vintage band T-shirts and sunglasses and lives in, like, LA and can pull off leather jackets and he always looks kinda dirty, but in that cool guy way. That dude is always the most intimidating in line for pressed juices. He always gets the greenest juice—the one most like drinking grass—while we always cop the juice closest to a Capri Sun. That's why he has 990 dollar boots and you have some struggle Nikes you could only justify because of the VAT rebate.

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