Trust No One During Sale Season

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The only person you can trust during sale season is yourself. When these discounts start to pop, no one is actually sharing the things they really, actually like. They're trying to distract you with bullshit so that you don't somehow scoop a piece they really like right out from under them. It's the very essence of carpetbagging. It's every man for himself out here, soldier. You can't divulge war secrets to the enemy and, in this case, every other shopper out there is your mortal foe. With that said, I'm loving this Haider Ackermann hoodie. Or do I? For the sake of transparency and the reputation of this website, I do. Intentionally oversized, double zipper, off-beat colorway and storm flap? Certified banger. And it's only $600! This is what happens during sales season. You start to justify ridiculous things. So maybe you can't trust anyone, not even yourself.

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