Damn, Foot The Coacher and Porter made this super tech, super luxe, super $820 backpack. I want this so I can wear some dope, murdered-out technical outfit and steal proprietary technology from major multinational corporations to sell on the deep web. Or is it the dark web? All I know is that I would get paid in weird electronic cryptocurrency and live on a remote island with no cell or internet service. I would eventually get caught on my once-a-month trek to civilization to buy supplies. I’d probably get arrested while buying Pizza Rolls with gift cards I bought using Wingdings, the currency I developed specifically for this black market enterprise. That may seem like a long, drawn-out fantasy but when a backpack costs $820, you gotta come up with a strong reason to buy it.
