It's that time of the year again when I longingly stare our the window waiting for rain. See, rain means you get to wear a coat despite how hot it is. You can wear a trench in the middle of the summer as long as it's raining and no one will look at you funny. On the other hand, open an umbrella on the sidewalk and you might slide off the earth with how hard everyone will roll their eyes at you. Everyone fucking hates umbrellas. That's a mathematical fact. So, buy this WTAPS Soutien Collar coat and just pray for rain and that one unseasonably cold day in the beginning of June.
